Category: Eccentric Individuals
When Halloween Costumes Become Real
Do you ever have one of those stories your parents tell because it’s just so funny and yet they seem to not have any idea what really happened? This is one those.
The World’s Most Terrifying Bunnies
From medieval battle hares to modern day bunny horror films it looks like we all love a good scary bunny!
Uh-Oh, Now I’m Drawing Comics…
People, politics, and the world at large got you wanting to punch the wall? Come, sit down, enjoy a bit of whimsy with me as I share some comics…
Some Dentists Get Bitten for a Reason
Read this epic tween saga that pits my youthful former self against a Novocaine wielding dentist who looked like Frankenstein.
The Ear Piercing Fiasco that Marred All Living Memory of It
It’s time I tell you all about two ears, a bag of ice, and a sewing needle….
How to Fend off Feral Christian Children
When a stray Christian child keeps showing up like a stray dog I devise a musically ingenious way to make her go away.
Toronto is for Lovers – A Letter to a Pervy Friend
A crudely hilarious letter to send home detailing spring loaded cocks, whoring rubber hands, and ninjas. Oh Canada!
Fond Memories of Killing Off The Hanson Brothers…
What do you mean most children don’t have Barney and the tele-tubbies on a satirical hit list?
When the Torch is Passed Via an Apple Pie
Baking apple pie with my grandmother is a Thanksgiving tradition I will never forget.
Built Maine Tough – The Women in my Life
I was born into a family of rugged pioneering individualists – and they were all women.