Category: Eccentric Individuals
Say What? My Oh-So French Teacher
Most people had a favorite teacher growing up. Mine was French and I loved her for her openly disdainful opinion of my peers.
Wife Beater V. Baseball Bat – a Story from the Backwoods of Maine
Sometimes every day heroes come in the form of a stringy 20-something year old woman weilding a baseball bat.
Never Ask for Directions to the Cracker Factory…
Sometimes having very loud and embarrassing friends can actually be pretty funny. Today I speak of a friend who once went to a flea market…
Boy it must have Sucked Being an Openly Bi-Sexual Man in a Small Town in the 1980’s…
These days my brain has been kicking in and just throwing me completely with random flashbacks of seemingly nothing. Today it was a memory of…
Mourning the Death of Microsoft Paint
It was a love story, a manage a trois between myself, a hookah-smoking caterpillar, and MS Paint.
That Day I Stalked Some Random British Guy
What else could I do except stalk the wanna-be Beatle around the boonies of Maine for an afternoon?
The Strange Case of the Painted Toe
Out of the mouths of babes – a tale of family secrets and toe painting.
You Remember when that Ten Year Old Stole the Car… I Fucking Do.
A quaint look at what life is like in rural Maine… when feral children are involved.