Tag: humor
Toronto is for Lovers – A Letter to a Pervy Friend
A crudely hilarious letter to send home detailing spring loaded cocks, whoring rubber hands, and ninjas. Oh Canada!
Fond Memories of Killing Off The Hanson Brothers…
What do you mean most children don’t have Barney and the tele-tubbies on a satirical hit list?
Say What? My Oh-So French Teacher
Most people had a favorite teacher growing up. Mine was French and I loved her for her openly disdainful opinion of my peers.
Camp Grenada Had Nothing on Ferry Beach
When I was ten years old I was given a penpal from one town over. The reason for this was simple. In the following year I would…
Never Ask for Directions to the Cracker Factory…
Sometimes having very loud and embarrassing friends can actually be pretty funny. Today I speak of a friend who once went to a flea market…
Boy it must have Sucked Being an Openly Bi-Sexual Man in a Small Town in the 1980’s…
These days my brain has been kicking in and just throwing me completely with random flashbacks of seemingly nothing. Today it was a memory of…
That Day I Stalked Some Random British Guy
What else could I do except stalk the wanna-be Beatle around the boonies of Maine for an afternoon?
The Strange Case of the Painted Toe
Out of the mouths of babes – a tale of family secrets and toe painting.
You Remember when that Ten Year Old Stole the Car… I Fucking Do.
A quaint look at what life is like in rural Maine… when feral children are involved.