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Some Dentists Get Bitten for a Reason

Read this epic tween saga that pits my youthful former self against a Novocaine wielding dentist who looked like Frankenstein.

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An Homage to the Many Animals Who Have Bitten Me

I’m not related to Steve Irwin but you might think I am if you stop to consider the insane amount of animals I’ve been bitten by.

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Say What? My Oh-So French Teacher

Most people had a favorite teacher growing up. Mine was French and I loved her for her openly disdainful opinion of my peers.

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Camp Grenada Had Nothing on Ferry Beach

When I was ten years old I was given a penpal from one town over. The reason for this was simple. In the following year I would…

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Boy it must have Sucked Being an Openly Bi-Sexual Man in a Small Town in the 1980’s…

These days my brain has been kicking in and just throwing me completely with random flashbacks of seemingly nothing. Today it was a memory of…

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The Strange Case of the Painted Toe

Out of the mouths of babes – a tale of family secrets and toe painting.

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