Category: Tales of Adolescence
The World’s Most Terrifying Bunnies
From medieval battle hares to modern day bunny horror films it looks like we all love a good scary bunny!
Uh-Oh, Now I’m Drawing Comics…
People, politics, and the world at large got you wanting to punch the wall? Come, sit down, enjoy a bit of whimsy with me as I share some comics…
Some Dentists Get Bitten for a Reason
Read this epic tween saga that pits my youthful former self against a Novocaine wielding dentist who looked like Frankenstein.
The Ear Piercing Fiasco that Marred All Living Memory of It
It’s time I tell you all about two ears, a bag of ice, and a sewing needle….
Fond Memories of Killing Off The Hanson Brothers…
What do you mean most children don’t have Barney and the tele-tubbies on a satirical hit list?
Say What? My Oh-So French Teacher
Most people had a favorite teacher growing up. Mine was French and I loved her for her openly disdainful opinion of my peers.
Camp Grenada Had Nothing on Ferry Beach
When I was ten years old I was given a penpal from one town over. The reason for this was simple. In the following year I would…
When Going to Dive Pet Stores was a Form of Entertainment
When I was growing up one of my favorite things to do was to go to little mom and pop pet shops that were scattered…
Mourning the Death of Microsoft Paint
It was a love story, a manage a trois between myself, a hookah-smoking caterpillar, and MS Paint.
That Day I Stalked Some Random British Guy
What else could I do except stalk the wanna-be Beatle around the boonies of Maine for an afternoon?