Author: Theophanes Avery
Just Another Morning Stalking a Pissed Off Murder Bird
Frequently I have moments where my life doesn’t make any sense what-so-ever. It’s the entire basis for this blog. This was the case when a…
When Halloween Costumes Become Real
Do you ever have one of those stories your parents tell because it’s just so funny and yet they seem to not have any idea what really happened? This is one those.
When Three People Witness Something that Isn’t There…
When three adult friends take a walk through the cemetery they suddenly find themselves in the realms of the unexplained.
The World’s Most Terrifying Bunnies
From medieval battle hares to modern day bunny horror films it looks like we all love a good scary bunny!
Uh-Oh, Now I’m Drawing Comics…
People, politics, and the world at large got you wanting to punch the wall? Come, sit down, enjoy a bit of whimsy with me as I share some comics…
Some Dentists Get Bitten for a Reason
Read this epic tween saga that pits my youthful former self against a Novocaine wielding dentist who looked like Frankenstein.
An Homage to the Many Animals Who Have Bitten Me
I’m not related to Steve Irwin but you might think I am if you stop to consider the insane amount of animals I’ve been bitten by.
The Ear Piercing Fiasco that Marred All Living Memory of It
It’s time I tell you all about two ears, a bag of ice, and a sewing needle….
How to Fend off Feral Christian Children
When a stray Christian child keeps showing up like a stray dog I devise a musically ingenious way to make her go away.
Toronto is for Lovers – A Letter to a Pervy Friend
A crudely hilarious letter to send home detailing spring loaded cocks, whoring rubber hands, and ninjas. Oh Canada!