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Never Ask for Directions to the Cracker Factory…

Sometimes having very loud and embarrassing friends can actually be pretty funny. Today I speak of a friend who once went to a flea market…

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Boy it must have Sucked Being an Openly Bi-Sexual Man in a Small Town in the 1980’s…

These days my brain has been kicking in and just throwing me completely with random flashbacks of seemingly nothing. Today it was a memory of…

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Mourning the Death of Microsoft Paint

It was a love story, a manage a trois between myself, a hookah-smoking caterpillar, and MS Paint.

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That Day I Stalked Some Random British Guy

What else could I do except stalk the wanna-be Beatle around the boonies of Maine for an afternoon?

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The Strange Case of the Painted Toe

Out of the mouths of babes – a tale of family secrets and toe painting.

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You Remember when that Ten Year Old Stole the Car… I Fucking Do.

A quaint look at what life is like in rural Maine… when feral children are involved.

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