Tag: satire
The Birds and the Bees… as Taught by Birds and Bees
Gather ’round! It’s time to learn some important life lessons about sex, love, marriage…. and penguin prostitution! Wait, what?
Iphis & Lanthe – A Marriage in Gender Fuckery
Once upon a time there was a poor farmer, Ligdus, who was married to a terribly patient and rather ingenious woman named Telethusa. They were…
Posted in Greek Mythology
That Time when Achilles’ Mom Threw a Dress on Him and Started Telling Everyone his name was Pyrrah…
There are a few lesser known traditions that detail the childhood of one of Greek mythology’s greatest war heroes: Achilles. This may not sound all…
Posted in Religious Mythologies
The Strange Case of Loki and his Eight-Legged Horse Baby
One of my favorite gender bending tales goes back to Norse legend. It has all the big names of the time – Odin, Freya, Loki,…
Posted in Uncategorized
Into the Darkness We Shall Run!
Hi! My name is Theophanes and I am a chronic blogger. It’s not because I need the attention, or the “money” I sometimes hear blogs…