{"id":54,"date":"2019-04-18T22:46:29","date_gmt":"2019-04-18T22:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/?page_id=54"},"modified":"2019-04-18T22:49:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-18T22:49:10","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-55\" width=\"271\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic.jpg 957w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic-768x770.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic-731x733.jpg 731w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic-240x241.jpg 240w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/profilepic-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi! I&#8217;m Theophanes Avery and I have way too many interests! This is largely why this blog exists. It&#8217;s an attempt to reach out, to find others whose minds are a little off, and to tell them funny and distracting stories about how this world came to be. It&#8217;s a great place to crack jokes, learn useless trivia, and have a bit of good old fashioned clean fun. I&#8217;d indulge in somewhat more risque fun but AdSense keeps pulling on my choke-chain and giving me a stern NO. So enjoy all the PG-sounding double entendres I&#8217;ve likely woven throughout! I promise only to be as well behaved as I need to be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">PS Godiva says hi&#8230;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"360\" height=\"243\" src=\"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-56\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/6.jpg 360w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/6-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2019\/04\/6-240x162.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi! I&#8217;m Theophanes Avery and I have way too many interests! This is largely why this blog exists. It&#8217;s an attempt to reach out, to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-54","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PaPnso-S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/54\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/54\/revisions\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/weird-history\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}