Hi! I’m Theophanes Avery and I have way too many interests! This is largely why this blog exists. It’s an attempt to reach out, to find others whose minds are a little off, and to tell them funny and distracting stories about how this world came to be. It’s a great place to crack jokes, learn useless trivia, and have a bit of good old fashioned clean fun. I’d indulge in somewhat more risque fun but AdSense keeps pulling on my choke-chain and giving me a stern NO. So enjoy all the PG-sounding double entendres I’ve likely woven throughout! I promise only to be as well behaved as I need to be.

PS Godiva says hi….