{"id":75,"date":"2019-07-19T03:56:18","date_gmt":"2019-07-19T03:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glenthecaterpillar.com\/?p=75"},"modified":"2019-07-19T03:56:18","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T03:56:18","slug":"glen-walks-slowly-down-the-hall-faster-than-a-cannonball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/2019\/07\/19\/glen-walks-slowly-down-the-hall-faster-than-a-cannonball\/","title":{"rendered":"Glen Walks Slowly Down the Hall, Faster than a Cannonball"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Alright, so I have a confession to make. Although I grew up predominantly in the 1990&#8217;s I was never fond of the music. In fact if you want me to instantly feel like shit just crank up some godawful pop from the era, you know something I probably had drilled into my brain while riding the bus to and from school, and bambo! I will be in a funk. A horrible 90&#8217;s induced depression haze. WOOHOO! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As such the only reason I have ever heard Oasis&#8217; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI\">Champagne Supernova<\/a> is because y&#8217;all kept pointing it out like, &#8220;Dude, these lyrics make no sense! Do this one!&#8221; And so I looked it up and you&#8217;re totally right. The lyrics are whack. So I sat for a few minutes wondering how the hell I was going to make sense of them. This is what Glen came up with and no, it&#8217;s not a coincidence he&#8217;s slogging through what appears to be a middle school hallway. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, so I have a confession to make. Although I grew up predominantly in the 1990&#8217;s I was never fond of the music. In fact if you want me to instantly feel like shit just crank up some godawful pop from the era, you know something I probably had drilled into my brain while riding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[28,37,39,154,442,443,508],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lyrical-inspiration","tag-1990s","tag-90s","tag-90s-nostalgia","tag-champagne-supernova","tag-lyrical-humor","tag-lyrics","tag-oasis","has-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}