{"id":442,"date":"2020-12-28T19:33:06","date_gmt":"2020-12-28T19:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glenthecaterpillar.com\/?p=442"},"modified":"2020-12-28T19:33:06","modified_gmt":"2020-12-28T19:33:06","slug":"glen-writes-his-new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/2020\/12\/28\/glen-writes-his-new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"Glen writes his New Year&#8217;s resolutions&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to lie. For however burned out you feel at the end of 2020 I probably feel eight times as bad. Life with chronic pain\/illness is <em>so much fun<\/em> but with that being said I am super thrilled to announce this is the first full year Glen has celebrated with you! And what a ride! And so today&#8217;s new Year&#8217;s resolution also serves as a half apology. From Glen. He&#8217;s sorry. He really is. But mostly because I have rationed his cookies from here on out. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! And good riddance to 2020!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOOD RIDDANCE 2020!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":443,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10,11,13,14,15,17],"tags":[31,330,337,416,497,521,522],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","category-holidays","category-literary-inspiration","category-movie-inspiration","category-new-years","category-punderful","category-tv-inspiration","tag-31","tag-good-bye-2020","tag-greek-mythology","tag-kracken","tag-new-years-resolution","tag-pandora","tag-pandoras-box","has-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}