{"id":135,"date":"2019-09-06T00:00:25","date_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glenthecaterpillar.com\/?p=135"},"modified":"2019-09-06T00:00:25","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:00:25","slug":"glen-discovers-a-problem-with-his-deadpool-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/2019\/09\/06\/glen-discovers-a-problem-with-his-deadpool-costume\/","title":{"rendered":"Glen Discovers a Problem with his Deadpool Costume&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I remember when the Deadpool movie was coming out. I had no idea who or what Deadpool was and only could imagine one of those fish tanks full of deceased guppies at Walmart&#8230; you know, a <em>dead pool. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I did however watch with some glee and intrigue as others argued among themselves about it. Would this movie do the original Deadpool justice? Would he be a psychopathic killer who shags anyone and everyone he sees? And then the obvious&#8230; nope&#8230; he&#8217;s been mainstreamed and cuteyfied, like the Ninja Turtles! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But my issue with Deadpool wasn&#8217;t any of the above. I&#8217;m not enough of a nerd to care that much about him buuuuut I could wonder how the fuck he was breathing without a mouth hole. My issue was with the artist and his general design. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SMOTHER HIM?! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Welcome to my mind. It goes off a lot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PS Glen&#8217;s hapless children will always be more subtly disturbing to me than any pansexual serial killer&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2500\" height=\"1250\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/glenthecaterpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words.jpg?fit=840%2C420&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words.jpg 2500w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words-1536x768.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/theophanesavery.com\/glenthecaterpillar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/08\/deadpool-glen-with-words-2048x1024.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2500px) 100vw, 2500px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember when the Deadpool movie was coming out. I had no idea who or what Deadpool was and only could imagine one of those fish tanks full of deceased guppies at Walmart&#8230; you know, a dead pool. I did however watch with some glee and intrigue as others argued among themselves about it. 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